Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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