drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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