i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I got inside last night via doggy door
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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