just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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