What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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