So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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