She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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