shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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