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(905): View more from Toronto

Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich

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(646): View more from New York

it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there

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(516): View more from New York

my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall

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(571): View more from Virginia

I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.

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(419): View more from Ohio

You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?

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(831): View more from California

My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.

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