Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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