covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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