Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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