I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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