we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Randomize
