just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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