Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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