Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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