loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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