so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
