She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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