so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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