She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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