i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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