The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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