We won't sleep together?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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