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Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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