Its about making memories worth repressing
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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