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(732): View more from New Jersey

so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing

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(314): View more from Missouri

hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?

(636): View more from Missouri

Yup.

(314): View more from Missouri

Yup.

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(303): View more from Colorado

"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"

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(636): View more from Missouri

Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.

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(954): View more from Florida

I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...

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(240): View more from Maryland

The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.

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