i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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