8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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