don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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