Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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