I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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