Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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