I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
