Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I cut my penus on the lid.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I lost the right to judge tonight
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
