The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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