Pappa wants mamma naked
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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