I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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