We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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