just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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