sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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