Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Everclear isn't food dammit
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