IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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