Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Randomize
