Dual....:-)
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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