Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm passing your future prison.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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