How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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