we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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