I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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